Meet Savannah (8 months old) – Independent Queen Seeking Staff-Free Living Arrangement
Savannah is an eight-month-old, neutered female who is fully litter trained and fully committed to minding her own business. She is not here for cuddles, small talk, or your attempts at bonding. In fact, she actively detests human company and is almost certainly plotting your demise as you read this.
Savannah is strictly hands-off. Touching is not encouraged, tolerated, or advisable. However, if you happen to be an adult male tomcat, congratulations — you will be met with purring, twirling, and undeniable charm. Everyone else may admire from a respectful distance.
She can usually be found elegantly stretched across the sofa, looking like she owns it (she does). Sitting next to her is considered a personal insult and will result in her scarpering dramatically to another location. If you’re ever wondering where she is, simply open the fridge — she will materialise silently behind you in seconds.
After spending a long time indoors, Savannah would love a home that offers indoor living with outdoor access, where she can survey her domain and avoid people more efficiently.
Savannah is perfect for someone who:
Wants a cat who expects absolutely nothing from them emotionally
Appreciates a strong, aloof personality
Enjoys being ignored in their own home
Understands that love can be shown by distance and judgmental staring
If you are looking for a cat who truly wants nothing to do with you, Savannah is the girl of your dreams.
Requirements
- Photo ID
- Recent utility bill with Eircode
- €25 adoption fee per cat/kitten
Ready to Apply? Please fill out our ADOPTION INQUIRY APPLICATION We’ll get back to you as soon as possible, though please note there may be a short delay if other applications are already in progress.
A Lifelong Commitment
Please be sure you can provide a stable, loving home for life.
